I’m sure my readers on the older side will take no convincing, but I certainly think that there is something exceptionally kinky about retro porn from the last century.
If you need some explaining, the 1960s through the ’80s were considered a golden age of adult entertainment. Pornographers were experimenting with different scenarios of all sorts, in some cases, full-length nudie movies, and no banishment of pubic hair.
Then there is the benefit of being able to enjoy all of the cheesy music and dubbed moans and groans.
Want to see some specific recommendations? Tap the link here to see my list of some of the best pornos from yesteryear.
The Strange Challenge of Finding Vintage Porn Online
The weird thing about this genre of genital-gratifying entertainment is that platforms dedicated to it are surprisingly hard to come by. I thought this was a bit strange since an uncountable number of movies have been made. Plus, with modern technology, it would be easier to convert 8-millimeter film and VHS to upload clips.
In fact, when I was back doing my ThePornDude posts, I could only find one example of free-to-see and premium vintage porn each. Worse, when I tried to update those pages casually, I found that most of the resources to find old school smut were mostly tubes, which forced you to click through an endless series of redirects.
In other cases, I found nothing but copypasta pages, which were the same site just with different domains attached to them. I did a little bit of digging and did find some better ones, but they are still loaded with sites packed with pop-ups and flashing banner ads. That means that you run the risk of getting your hard drive weighed down by malware.
But if you have read any of my other work, you know that I am not easily deterred. So, with some extensive effort, I found ten more.
1. PornHub Vintage
- Type: Tube
- Cost: Mostly free, except for the premium content
- Selection: Some of the best on the web, but you’ll have to do some filtered searches
- Content Quality: Usually good, though not everything looks as good as on other platforms
You probably thought this tube would make this list, but it only ranked near the top.
This isn’t because this is not a great place to find vintage fap footage, but because the others are much better.
Anyway, as is typical with PornHub, there are plenty of clips and movies to view—around three hundred or so films. A few irrelevant hits come up, but most are going to be in the retro category.
2. Porn Biz
- Type: Aggregator
- Cost: Free for most links you click on
- Selection: You get a good smattering of 20th-century smut
- Content Quality: Most of them look and sound great, but not in all cases
There is a ton of vintage erotica out on the web. But it can be tricky to find it on a single site, except for some of those listed below. Good thing some decent aggregators on the web connect you to some of the most excellent carnal content in the world.
Porn Biz has links that have those aplenty along with suggested specific search terms at the top of each page. So, if this genre is your thing, there are all sorts of sub-categories of the retro kind.
3. xHamster Vintage
- Type: Tube
- Cost: It won’t cost you a dime
- Selection: Didn’t do a complete count, but it looks like tens of thousands
- Content Quality: Impressive given how old some scenes are
Sure, it’s a cost-free site, but in this case, it’s not just another tube. xHamster’s samples of antique smut include mini-previews a few minutes long, and others are over an hour-long erotic epics. Not only are there uploads of flesh footage going back decades, but some of them have also been remastered!
Given the nature of sites like these and the fact that I don’t know how many of these movies still have active copyright, don’t blame me if your favorite is pulled because of a DMCA claim.
4. Hot Retro Porn
- Type: Tube (technically)
- Cost: No fees from what I’ve seen
- Selection: Not as extensive as other platforms
- Content Quality: Generally higher than most others
If you want a nostalgia trip with modern levels of fidelity, look no further. Many, if not most, of these movies have been upgraded using current technology. Though there are only dozens of uploads, nearly all of them look great and have aged remarkably well.
Just be sure to update your pop-up blocker since this domain’s pages can get a little spam-heavy.
5. Easy Porn Retro
- Type: Aggregator
- Cost: Looks to link you to free pages
- Selection: See smut from the US, Europe, and elsewhere
- Content Quality: Shockingly good scintillating
Most people know that most porn comes out of the United States, and pretty much always has for several decades. But don’t let that make you think that porn makers on other continents were sitting on their hands during the post-nuclear age.
Easy Porn Retro has links to some fine work from all over the world, mostly sensual scenes from France, and hardcore copulating films from Germany.
My recommendations of movies that you can easily find on these pages include Pensionnat de Jeunes Filles, Folks with Bush, and one that speaks to my experience, The Sexual Adventures of a Young Don Juan.
6. MILF Porn TV
- Type: Aggregator
- Cost: No money needed at all
- Selection: Just about nothing but mommy porn
- Content Quality: Usually good, if not great
I once heard it said that MILF porn is a new thing, but if you look up this, you’ll see that this idea is wrong. Just do a quick skim of MPTV, and you’ll see page after page of older ladies who have starred in sex scenes going back over half a century.
7. Vintage Porn Tubes
- Type: Tube
- Cost: None to speak of
- Selection: The biggest of any of the sites on this list
- Content Quality: Hit-or-miss, but there’s no shortage of well-made scenes
This platform is an excellent example of the quantity being better than the quality. That doesn’t mean that the scenes are shit, but there is a range of raunchy scenes to wank it to. As a rule, the sorts of selection you get to see are excellent, the ladies are lovely, and the scenarios are sexy as hell.
8. Tube Porn Classic
- Type: Tube
- Cost: No charge at all
- Selection: Not the biggest, but a solid choice
- Content Quality: Sometimes not the best, but you get a lot of options
Unlike some tubes which are loaded up with pirated porn and plagued by takedown notices, it looks like this one has partnered with copyright holders to get permission to post these videos. It does suck a little that you might have to sit through some ads at the start. But I think it’s worth it to see no-cost content.
9. The Classic Porn
- Type: DVD soliciting site
- Cost: Monthly subscription-based
- Selection: Thousands of full-length movies
- Content Quality: Far better than the grain footage you’ll see elsewhere
If you are willing to pay a little bit, you’ll be able to order torrents of adult DVDs, or if you prefer, download them to your hard drive.
You will have to pay to play, but instead of purchasing movies one at a time, this site runs on a monthly subscription model. And this charge isn’t going to drain your bank account since a membership costs only $0.83 a day.
As another nice feature, you can get access to over three decades of photos, too.
10. Vintage XXX
- Type: Aggregator hosting platform
- Cost: No need to shell out Shekels here
- Selection: Loads of subgenres of sexy stuff
- Content Quality: Typically top-notch
Just like erotic producers of today, there have always been different fetishes featured in adult entertainment. If you are big into pulling it to the old school smut, you are going to be treated to tons of various sorts of smut.
To give you an idea of what you might see, there are naughty maid movies, plenty of public pornos, and hundreds of scenes with mature women. Further, there is even more niche stuff like hot hospital scenes, orgasm-inducing orgies, and more.
ThePornDude’s Final Words
There are probably more webpages that I missed or new examples that have come up since. If any of you find those sites that I missed, let me know, and I’ll follow up or something.
As per usual, more posts are coming out almost daily, including exclusive interviews with some of the best-established and emerging erotic contemporary performers. I won’t say who or what yet, but instead, I will tease a little bit to keep you coming back and checking this site.
